reporter rap

Performed by: Christina Sajous

ENTERTAINMENT REPORTER

YO BROADWAY-AY-AY

YO BROADWAY-AY-AYWHAT UP, THEATER HOMIES?, AND A HEY HEY HEY WE’RE AT THE RITZ THEATER AND WE’RE MOMENTS AWAY

FROM THE GREAT, BIG OPENING OF A SHOW

THAT’S GOT THE HOTTEST STARS AND THE MAD CASH FLOW 

YOUNG PEOPLE: THE MUSICAL WILL MAKE YA FREAK

CUZ THEY DON’T DO THAT SHIT EIGHT TIMES A WEEK THEY DO IT

FIFTEEN TIMES! FIFTEEN TIMES! FIFTEEN TIMES A WEEK!

NO DIGGITY!

FIFTEEN TIMES! FIFTEEN TIMES! FIFTEEN TIMES A WEEK!

AND IF TONIGHT GOES WELL, WHAT THEY ALL SAY

IS IT’S GONNA CHANGE THE FUTURE OF

BROADWAY-AY-AY

YO BROADWAY-AY-AY

NOW I THINK I’M GONNA GO

BUT I HOPE YOU CAUGHT MY FLOW

THAT YOU’LL NEVER SEE A SHOW SO FIERCE!

WORD!